i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
rude diet SCORE 36
it was only a kiss, it was only a kiss SCORE 37
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
call me dr SCORE 32
place your bets! SCORE 48
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
the original American badass SCORE 88
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 36
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
you’re gonna be here awhile SCORE 60
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
i won mine in a raffle SCORE 46
one bag of bread can’t hurt SCORE 30
i feel seen SCORE 31
it all makes sense now SCORE 32
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
fan theories SCORE 33
everything is south america now SCORE 46
she’s living the dream SCORE 43
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
cozy SCORE 36
who in the group chat are we talking about behind their back? SCORE 42
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 21
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
the shape of soup SCORE 44
come to daddy! SCORE 30
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
worth every sin SCORE 33
