the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
boom SCORE 12
only room for one! SCORE 24
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
what a shame SCORE 38
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
the classroom walk of shame SCORE 14
fancy af SCORE 10
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
a frog riding a motorcycle SCORE 38
dreams are fun SCORE 28
definitely not the same brain SCORE 20
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
every bus had these seats SCORE 20
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
enter my what now? SCORE 27
never forget SCORE 20
trying to straighten their lives out SCORE 15
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
glucose guardian SCORE 12
we really got the life SCORE 12
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
what more can i say? SCORE 14
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
puzzling SCORE 18
not a high success rate SCORE 25