maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
frozen pizza hack SCORE 19
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
omg SCORE 20
this is why i drink SCORE 29
english burn SCORE 27
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
an impossible task SCORE 20
i’m canceling SCORE 9
imagine the possibilities SCORE 29
back to bed! SCORE 19
call the fire department SCORE 4
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
definitely a dog SCORE 46
i have layers SCORE 33
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
it’s real and I hate it SCORE 19
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
excuse me SCORE 19
clever SCORE 29
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
who’s in? SCORE 34
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 53
