Words. SCORE 293
Yay! Internet! SCORE 217
Distractions. SCORE 194
Obvious. SCORE 349
Did someone blink? SCORE 221
Take me to the mall!!! SCORE 173
Super Mario Bros. SCORE 127
…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 270
Instant speakers. SCORE 164
I’m feeling lucky. SCORE 249
Delivering a package. SCORE 233
I will kill you with my bear hands! SCORE 262
The Cookie Monster strikes again. SCORE 194
Sad car is sad. SCORE 204
Hipster curse. SCORE 255
Hipster hospital. SCORE 150
The parts of a girl. SCORE 128
Do I know you? SCORE 217
Nice parking job… SCORE 180
Wake up in the morning feeling like: SCORE 305
Yo momma soo fat! SCORE 192
Audrey Hepburn vs. Paris Hilton. SCORE 263
Home sweet home. SCORE 151
Cool camels are cool. SCORE 298
Poor Pluto. SCORE 262
How my cats see me. SCORE 99
Oh… hei… SCORE 215
Lord of the Rings? SCORE 247
No one’s ever going to believe you. SCORE 348
Thesis sucks. SCORE 230
You are the father! SCORE 252
Why we invaded Iraq. SCORE 279