
Trust no one. SCORE 16

Just older brother things… SCORE 23

I like a picnic, periodically. SCORE 17

A hundred thousand lawyers, probably. SCORE 18

Oh lawdy we growing up… SCORE 29

Well placed credit card advertisement… SCORE 13

Crikey, m8… SCORE 17

It’s me millionth dollar! ARH ARH ARH ARH ARH SCORE 22

Paradoxical Revenge SCORE 31

It is… the Google way. SCORE 26

Tattoo first… SCORE 31

Behind the scenes is just awful. SCORE 17

More like swallow whole, amiright? SCORE 19

Miracles happened here… SCORE 10

The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11

I promise it’s not a pyramid scheme… SCORE 35

When art mimics life. SCORE 27

You can’t just do that to the doge, lady. SCORE 24

got ‘eeeeeeeeem SCORE 18

also cuter than you… SCORE 27

Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32

Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 40

It’s DoorDash dinner tonight, ancient children… SCORE 32

It’s more of a canon, no? SCORE 28

Australian diver spots fish rocking a gold wedding ring in the Pacific Ocean… and it’s beautiful. SCORE 21

I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 25

For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15

Never underestimate your future earnings potential, though. SCORE 34

How to make the world your focus group… SCORE 16

What a dream job… SCORE 31

You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16

Welp, off to save the world! SCORE 16