Buying a cheeseburger from a clown before McDonald’s SCORE 107
Scumbag junior SCORE 81
Admiration SCORE 80
All of these are true SCORE 178
2016 is the weirdest year I can ever remember SCORE 88
A more accurate title for the new Harry Potter book SCORE 66
When relatives start asking about what you’re doing with your life SCORE 52
It’s a pan, duh! SCORE 102
Now that is dedication SCORE 152
We the people SCORE 112
Adulthood SCORE 111
Grandmotherly advice SCORE 98
My ice cold heart. SCORE 83
The stars will show you what you truly want SCORE 70
I call shenanigans SCORE 101
Leo gets it SCORE 164
Everything Is Chemicals… SCORE 138
30,000 shredded emails SCORE 38
That’s how I get through everything SCORE 136
It has its ups and downs SCORE 121
Full time savage SCORE 71
I do this all too often SCORE 81
A damn fool SCORE 65
Trust your instincts folks SCORE 95
The joys of flossing SCORE 76
Pokemon Go got everyone like… SCORE 29
Simpsons Have The Right Idea.. SCORE 94
America is so progressive SCORE 78
Contender at the 2015 World Beard and Mustache Championships SCORE 90
Asking the real questions SCORE 179
Who else does this? SCORE 112
Watching A Movie SCORE 74
