Close your eyes and it will be alright. SCORE 148
In the beginning. SCORE 253
Whenever I open my Facebook. SCORE 167
My family must be so proud. SCORE 115
After one summer of owning a boat. SCORE 82
Parenthood. SCORE 110
Local Evil Genius Hiring SCORE 12
Tree rape is real. SCORE 296
Hey guys… SCORE 61
Being a reindeer is ok. SCORE 413
They’d be a hit. SCORE 164
RAINBOW OREO SCORE 10
Now let me get this straight… SCORE 202
The mighty Poseidon. SCORE 250
Let the dog decide. SCORE 266
How I feel about christmas. SCORE -35
Silent Night. SCORE 68
People that set off my car alarm. SCORE 190
Be Strong SCORE 145
Logic SCORE 248
Catch 22. SCORE 249
Used to… SCORE 178
This dog really wants to play fetch. SCORE 161
Santa!! SCORE 12
I know that feel, bro. SCORE 204
Nothing is worse… SCORE 317
When you let your daughter watch Twilight. SCORE 140
Muhahahaha SCORE 22
A snoring humming bird. SCORE 102
Whenever I’m really hungry. SCORE 219
Oh Tardar Sause :) SCORE 21
Taxis of the world. SCORE 127
