I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
Our planet needs us. SCORE 1214
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
Marathon. SCORE 2146
Are they twins? SCORE 590
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
When you hurt yourself… SCORE 844
4/21. SCORE 617
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 126
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 449
Congratulations… SCORE 777
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1013
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
98 problems to go. SCORE 272
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 613
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 968
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 291
Buffering. SCORE 814
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
The Lion King Rises. SCORE 681
Sleeping like a boss. SCORE 595
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
Patrick! SCORE 1033
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
