Things to do when you have no kids: SCORE 372
Whenever you correct someone’s grammar… SCORE 252
The brain is amazing… SCORE 284
Do these pants make me look fat? SCORE 149
How Hitler lost the war. SCORE 233
Scumbag dogs. SCORE 203
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. SCORE 301
Can I use my Zune? SCORE 108
Every song. SCORE 101
I choose you! SCORE 274
Nostalgia. SCORE 213
I’m Batman! SCORE 281
Snape is Canadian. SCORE 249
Whatcha thinkin about? SCORE 241
Modern parenting. SCORE 188
When it’s my birthday. SCORE 375
How many girls will not make a cheerleading squad. SCORE 272
I don’t need to flirt… SCORE 202
I love being around you. SCORE 218
Microwave: SCORE 183
Meanwhile, at the Kool-Aid house. SCORE 291
Silly Robin… SCORE 136
Did someone say… period? SCORE 54
Meth. Not even once. SCORE 218
I get it now. SCORE 233
Secure your files. SCORE 105
Times have changed. SCORE 300
Freeze. SCORE 207
I’m a towel. SCORE 344
How I see my classmates vs. how our professor sees us. SCORE 184
Corduroy skirts are a sin. SCORE 331
Chill out, I got this. SCORE 263
