You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Same thing… SCORE 21
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
2pactopus SCORE 113
The power of barking SCORE 18
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Accurate. SCORE 146
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
The Twortle SCORE 142
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Burn!!! SCORE 1
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
