Feed me, human! SCORE 141
I want to go to there. SCORE 184
I’m not good with babies. SCORE 177
I’m so very fawned of you. SCORE 132
Cartoon fights are the best. SCORE 138
OMG so fun! SCORE 129
They say you die twice… SCORE 275
So you still think homosexuality is sinful? SCORE 63
Because, reasons. SCORE 68
I need to talk to you. SCORE 214
Rocks bouncing on a frozen lake. SCORE 30
Stairs are lava. SCORE 43
That’s just mean. SCORE 131
A dog’s life. SCORE 124
Meanwhile, in Russia… SCORE 429
Pun! SCORE 184
Because, reasons. SCORE 151
The other Spiderman. SCORE 86
This year. SCORE 136
Digestive tract tip. SCORE 66
I don’t understand banks… SCORE 166
Like a boss? SCORE 139
When I have kids… SCORE 152
Shampoo these days. SCORE 390
Jurassic Park. SCORE 296
How women flirt. SCORE 139
Are you calling me fat? SCORE 160
This guy just has a really hard time with zippers. SCORE 158
Sock kitty! SCORE 169
If my calculations are correct… SCORE 104
The advantages of being fat. SCORE 145
World’s happiest animal? The quokka. SCORE 310