Marriage. SCORE 109
Can’t wait for the release. SCORE 14
Dessert Stomach SCORE 120
Velocirapture SCORE 13
I guess that I should pay attention in class today SCORE 153
Kids these days… SCORE 167
Turns out my professor does read the papers we turn in SCORE 154
Marry someone from Google. SCORE 177
Blasphemy SCORE 13
Thanks grampa SCORE 205
All aboard! SCORE 10
College tuition. SCORE 13
He made his bed… SCORE 17
The selfie stick. SCORE 11
A dog’s life SCORE 10
Head bump, bro! SCORE 12
I AM HOME! SCORE 131
I’m not racist, but… SCORE 94
Take off the mask SCORE 159
The saddest receipt SCORE 164
Thanks God… SCORE 9
This chicken’s body, organs, meat, and bones are black. SCORE 12
Ultra Stark Hairspray SCORE 8
Jon Hamm does what he wants SCORE 186
The best lake. SCORE 9
A temporary truce. SCORE 108
The mighty milipede SCORE 198
Smile. SCORE 11
Words SCORE 197
What people talk about at work SCORE 9
Straight Outta High School SCORE 6
Seems legit. SCORE 126