the size of the clock numbers won’t make a difference SCORE 24
you’re just fluffy, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! SCORE 7
soft pretzel crab SCORE 28
excuse me, i just need to ask you a few questions SCORE 17
overpacking for a short trip is my super power SCORE 20
donkey still hasn’t made waffles for shrek SCORE 11
just going on another stupid walk for my stupid mental health look at the stupid flowers SCORE 25
clever girl SCORE 15
multi-colored squirrel only found in india SCORE 28
if you own a cat, always watch your step SCORE 27
a new horcrux has been discovered SCORE 1
sorry cakey SCORE 20
looking for a discount? Here’s a clever hack to try SCORE 17
this salad is hilarious SCORE 12
all the pickles. you hear me? all. the. pickles! SCORE 21
who wore it better? the answer is obvious SCORE 36
the best fudge comes from… SCORE 17
a cat making itself feel at home SCORE 8
this is cute SCORE 58
anatomy of a good boy SCORE 13
some people actually unpack when they come home from vacation SCORE 28
randomly pick eggs to keep your future food guessing SCORE 10
lost cat SCORE 8
never go to page two of google results SCORE 12
cactus on the run! SCORE 22
he always gets so excited when we take him to the snack park SCORE 24
the first rat to be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame SCORE 21
natalie portman could have played two different star wars characters SCORE 23
bob ross holding a baby raccoon in case you’re having a bad day SCORE 25
safety first even if you’re a puppy SCORE 20
the email never finds me well SCORE 16
highly qualified mortgage advisor SCORE 18
