at least there are cats SCORE 20
you’re not an alpha male SCORE 40
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 43
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
pupils dilate SCORE 44
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
species and age, please SCORE 40
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
chef boyardee on wheels SCORE 14
roger roger SCORE 14
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
only feathers SCORE 9
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
when life imitates art SCORE 24
sleeps on arm SCORE 16
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
eat more ice cream for breakfast SCORE 27
this is what i mean SCORE 43
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
dog wood trees SCORE 26
beavers hate water SCORE 35
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
keeps missing scene SCORE 30
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
welcome to humansville SCORE 31
we have one useful hand SCORE 22
when you see how amazing you really are SCORE 32
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 22