thanks, mom SCORE 15
The ultimate staring competition SCORE -6
ah, florida, you never cease to entertain SCORE 37
“looks like it’s just us” SCORE 14
now’s my chance to strike SCORE 14
finally, i can rest SCORE 13
speechcraft 100 SCORE 10
jokes on you my back’s been hurting for a while SCORE 16
i guess we’ll never know SCORE 11
the circle of life SCORE 13
if i suffered, so do you SCORE -5
spread nutella on one and PB on another and eat it like a sandwich SCORE 1
to be fair, you have to have a high IQ… SCORE 10
hahahaha no SCORE 12
when you am smort SCORE 9
technically right, but for the wrong reasons SCORE 22
take that, corporate memphis! SCORE 12
did this as a kid, do this as an adult SCORE 16
do not cite the old magic to me SCORE 10
punishment for procrastination SCORE 19
a bagueball bat SCORE 18
every movie with time travel ever SCORE 0
not my problem anymore SCORE 23
our food SCORE 23
alexa needs a talking to SCORE 19
these darn tootin’ kids SCORE 23
welp, guess we’re not gunna see them for much longer SCORE -3
ouch… SCORE 7
plz just warm up my pasta SCORE 23
put some o’ those beans on toast gov’nah SCORE 22
back in my day SCORE 0
but…why SCORE 26
