He touched the butt! SCORE 549
Oh. SCORE 1232
That awesome feeling… SCORE 1200
White people problems. SCORE 237
T-Rex hates pushups… SCORE 254
Don’t you dare. SCORE 808
Wind blows. SCORE 841
Sometimes. SCORE 913
Working beard door. SCORE 411
I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
Like a… SCORE 601
My reaction to The Lion King. SCORE 458
Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
Hunting elephants. SCORE 1246
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
People I insult. SCORE 1135
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614
Stages of procrastination. SCORE 1128
For your viewing pleasure. SCORE 304
It’s my birthday! SCORE 506
Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208
Favoritism. SCORE 1451
Yo is dis my… SCORE 399
Spot the difference. SCORE 1388
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
Quit smoking. SCORE 330
Billie Jean Venn Diagram. SCORE 422
Yo Snape. SCORE 234
New sitcom. SCORE 911
Forever alone level over 9000. SCORE 309
Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
Oh. Oh that’s punny… SCORE 589