Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
Accurate. SCORE 112
don’t ever stop SCORE 15
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
Disney on ice. SCORE 156
Must. Reach. Lamp. SCORE 114
me and my friend in class every single day SCORE 24
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
How internet arguments work. SCORE 159
Genius. SCORE 145
Hello? Yes this is bathtub. SCORE 114
Naming a pet in modern society. SCORE 199
Probably… SCORE 185
Never forget. SCORE 159
what the actual what SCORE 18
Piano for rap. SCORE 180
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
If you think you’re having a bad day… SCORE 152
Homer Votes 2012 SCORE 38
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Burn! SCORE 216
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
Being sick. SCORE 140
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
Parking validation. SCORE 127
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
If you are reading this… SCORE 113
How seasons work. SCORE 158
The “Just O.K. White Shark.” SCORE 88
