Instructions unclear, married cat. SCORE 10
Never leave your phone on a table with engineer students. SCORE 132
Mornings. SCORE 11
Kanye. SCORE 165
Close enough SCORE 122
Killed Yoda I did. SCORE 15
Hitler during fashion week. SCORE 13
Ellen on Twilight. SCORE 157
Ancient Grecians. SCORE 144
No respect! SCORE 171
A cat’s life. SCORE 148
As the designated driver. SCORE 8
I’d be one of these people SCORE 113
Just one of those weeks… SCORE 115
Men’s standards of beauty around the world. SCORE 5
Grunt to confirm. SCORE 149
So this kid fell asleep… SCORE 200
Baby deer learning to walk SCORE 139
Daisy SCORE 154
I want to go to there. SCORE 147
On weekends. SCORE 5
How to survive various animal attacks. SCORE 7
Your Harry Potter experience. SCORE 208
Long exposure photo of traffic lights SCORE 12
Tall people will understand. SCORE 16
How to leave a tip if you’re a jerk. SCORE 12
Genius. SCORE 175
The Incredible Science Machine SCORE 0
Oh, Rupert… SCORE 15
Eskimo problems. SCORE 11
Cat problems. SCORE 9
Middle-aged Harry Potter problems. SCORE 223
