The world is so messed up. SCORE 187
You know your childhood is pretty much over… SCORE 167
It’s not the end of the world. SCORE 279
Touché… SCORE 192
Very possibly? SCORE 131
Incognito mode. SCORE 189
Cat vs. Blow dryer. SCORE 118
Every year around this time… SCORE 67
Worst apocalypse ever. SCORE 91
Safe assumption. SCORE 290
True fear. SCORE 255
Bee logic. SCORE 159
The power of Gangnam Style. SCORE 166
How strange it is to be anything at all. SCORE 152
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 281
Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 226
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
Preflight Update SCORE 17
The next few days on Facebook. SCORE 186
There WILL be consequences! SCORE 154
You’re doing it right. SCORE 373
Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
Someday SCORE 7
How the cuss did you qualify for this? SCORE 7
Seems fixed… SCORE 322
Yoga Bear. SCORE 81
And the Verdict is… SCORE -2
The magical realm of horseman SCORE 0
Is it better to run or walk in the rain? SCORE 48
Please let it be true. SCORE 145
Mind. Blown. SCORE 100
Coincidence or Not? SCORE 6
