Who cuts toast? SCORE 29
Pedophilia is not an accident… SCORE 40
50 cents is 50 cents… SCORE 35
It’s a recipe for hot German potato salad, allegedly… SCORE 25
Officer Karen McMuffin needs to switch to a Joan Fabrics career. SCORE 13
Can we get a public panel with the aforementioned authorities, please? SCORE 29
Peak romance SCORE 32
Pride, NYC SCORE 36
A four-leaf clover made out of four-leaf and five-leaf clovers. SCORE 23
Cosplay of the year award… CRONK SCORE 43
WAIT A MINUTE SCORE 30
They are trying so heard to keep us divided. SCORE 49
Haven’t liked a selfie in a while… SCORE 37
Burrito tape. SCORE 29
It’s a personal decision SCORE 39
Movie scene request SCORE 30
Treat your kids well. SCORE 42
Joffrey is currently filming his next venture. SCORE 21
The media is performing exactly as they intend. SCORE 36
No one can prove they weren’t secretly married SCORE 40
I guess I’m just here to watch the world burn… SCORE 25
Dadscream. SCORE 26
go outside and garden SCORE 46
Do not arm the cockroaches… SCORE 25
Boinks not borks. SCORE 36
le sigh… SCORE 42
Motivational bear bro. SCORE 25
Chill, Will. SCORE 27
My dying body: SCORE 17
Oof. Anitifa really wild out there lately. SCORE 15
Pike Place Market Seattle, WA, circa 2020 SCORE 48
Essential items only. SCORE 34
