unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
pebble and roll SCORE 65
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
there were no survivors SCORE 37
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
5 days a week SCORE 45
i am this dog SCORE 20
bad ass SCORE 38
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
he made his choice SCORE 42
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
too late SCORE 38
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 37
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
oh wow SCORE 48
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
important psa SCORE 44
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36