is this satire? SCORE 14
cramps SCORE 10
supersize it SCORE -4
accidental beauty SCORE 31
everything beagle SCORE 1
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
it’s perfect SCORE 21
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
slap them SCORE 12
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
we dare you SCORE 10
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
every segment on the news SCORE 13
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
a very small dog SCORE 15
onward, steed! SCORE 14
mooooo SCORE 15
i like bananas SCORE 9
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
memorable first customer SCORE 17
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25