Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
They know who we are.. SCORE 82
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 71
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64
Arby’s… SCORE 92
Don’t give in! SCORE 85
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
Under Water SCORE 98
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108
Weird SCORE 46
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 96
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 66
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
Totally SCORE 87
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 95
