choose your own speed SCORE 21
give the church cat time to adjust SCORE 35
the real reason to own a phone book SCORE 23
how to pet a dog SCORE 16
the worst character SCORE 24
drunk drama SCORE 9
i ran out of options SCORE 11
drunk humming bird SCORE 34
delicates SCORE 3
whoops SCORE 6
i’ll be back SCORE 9
evil underpants SCORE 28
ankle tattoos SCORE 27
false advertising SCORE 9
bologna! SCORE 18
it was just a nap SCORE 20
am i a pig? SCORE 12
they would breed SCORE 25
the lord’s carbs SCORE 15
being a rug would be easier SCORE 11
tall cat vs pile of cat SCORE 18
all the yes SCORE 16
the box isn’t edible? SCORE 7
take all my money SCORE 17
i have cats SCORE 9
not yet SCORE 19
myself, obviously SCORE 32
this needs to be in a fast and furious movie SCORE 6
satisfaction SCORE 4
earth sandwich SCORE 36
what’s the location? SCORE 30
404 error SCORE 8
