
onward, steed! SCORE 14

a very small dog SCORE 15

slap them SCORE 13

mooooo SCORE 15

it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17

what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 15

what is this, pants? SCORE 23

you saw nothing! SCORE 17

always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 23

memorable first customer SCORE 17

supersize it SCORE -4

turtle magic ritual SCORE 15

cramps SCORE 10

be kind, peanut butt SCORE 16

accidental beauty SCORE 32

yes they are SCORE 7

is this satire? SCORE 15

you see, the day i was born SCORE 10

stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16

a cat wrote this SCORE 8

i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10

i like bananas SCORE 10

don’t insult al capone SCORE 29

must. hold. it. together SCORE 13

friday is perfect actually SCORE 27

exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19

otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12

excuse me, this is America SCORE 13

everything beagle SCORE 1

a totally normal seat SCORE 13

we dare you SCORE 11

it’s perfect SCORE 22