Nice parking job… SCORE 180
Do I know you? SCORE 217
Yo momma soo fat! SCORE 192
Midnight snack. SCORE 184
Why we invaded Iraq. SCORE 279
Poor Pluto. SCORE 262
Yay! Internet! SCORE 217
Sad car is sad. SCORE 204
Delivering a package. SCORE 233
Audrey Hepburn vs. Paris Hilton. SCORE 262
I will kill you with my bear hands! SCORE 262
Hipster curse. SCORE 255
The parts of a girl. SCORE 128
Instant speakers. SCORE 164
You are the father! SCORE 252
Did someone blink? SCORE 221
Wake up in the morning feeling like: SCORE 305
Obvious. SCORE 349
Super Mario Bros. SCORE 127
…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 270
Take me to the mall!!! SCORE 173
Distractions. SCORE 194
How my cats see me. SCORE 99
Lord of the Rings? SCORE 247
Do you think cats know that they’re jerks? SCORE 143
Oh… hei… SCORE 215
Home sweet home. SCORE 151
Cool camels are cool. SCORE 298
The Cookie Monster strikes again. SCORE 194
No one’s ever going to believe you. SCORE 348
Words. SCORE 293
Thesis sucks. SCORE 230
