Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 121
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Accurate. SCORE 257
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Finally. SCORE 345
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
