No need for awkward small talk SCORE 111
Lies for good. SCORE 84
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 89
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 102
*Delighted Bat Noises* SCORE 60
Zing SCORE 70
Smartphone maths. SCORE 35
Cuddly cloud SCORE 70
Unexpected evolution… SCORE 56
You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
My child is punishing me. SCORE 49
Just Jeep problems… SCORE 64
Bernie Sanders picking up trash at Burlington Park after being elected Mayor in 1981 SCORE 55
Serenity on the go. SCORE 71
Hugs to scale. SCORE 72
Friggan Canucks. SCORE 83
Get it, Bill. SCORE 78
[screaming intensifies] SCORE 54
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 90
Dad to the rescue! SCORE 73
Cookie collapse SCORE 36
That’s one way to educate people… SCORE 91
Gamers for good. SCORE 106
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 56
Snoop respects the classics SCORE 103
Oopsie… I’m smarter than you… SCORE 115
yes, bernie sanders should totally live in the US treasury building SCORE 57
…but mooom SCORE 60
What does Puerto Rico contribute? SCORE 113
The dangers of custom checks. SCORE 45
I can still hear the hold music… SCORE 88
