does cornbread look like a liar to you? SCORE 29
a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 10
there has to be balance SCORE 36
energetic to emotional SCORE 24
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 8
women have such unrealistically high expectations smh SCORE 20
it’s me, i’m the mf SCORE 14
10000% agree SCORE 18
i meannnnn SCORE 0
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 24
i wonder what makes them more money to air SCORE 15
i would just shrivel up and die SCORE 24
that cat is living its best life SCORE 19
this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -5
i said what i said SCORE 30
i need some bethamphetamine SCORE 28
that’s a cute thought <3 SCORE 64
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” SCORE 20
a kat burglar SCORE 17
oh nO SCORE 51
from 0-existential dread real quick SCORE 24
well…you never know till you try…? SCORE 27
it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 24
100/100 design and marketing SCORE 19
no one can roast you better than your mom SCORE 23
the good life SCORE 39
ah yes, bread-spiced cheese SCORE 12
one happy smiley man SCORE 26
happens to me all the time smh SCORE 12
barts beware SCORE 11
when the only thing that changed in your life was where you worked SCORE 26
