Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Finally. SCORE 345
Accurate. SCORE 257
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 121
