you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
everything is what you deserve and is also a type of bagel SCORE 19
help, i woke up SCORE 32
the names boops. boops boops SCORE 17
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
the council has convened. SCORE 15
it has never been proven dinosaurs had administrative skills SCORE 12
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 33
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
space facts on your back SCORE 37
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
muggle born SCORE 14
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
texagons SCORE 23
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
a true work of art SCORE 13
no SCORE 23
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21