Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Guys listen… SCORE 170
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
No. SCORE 88
How the internet works. SCORE 181
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
China vs Germany SCORE 295
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Finally. SCORE 344
Every time. SCORE 123
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
Says Kanye… SCORE -88