*pluck* SCORE 21
Yeee! Stretchies! SCORE 44
Should have collected that paycheck while you had the chance… SCORE 32
Mummy, I didn’t fall asleep here… SCORE 19
*throws pumpkin spice latte at tv* SCORE 20
I am the walrus! SCORE 30
This week on I Don’t Want to be Homeless… SCORE 56
We are all going to die SCORE 42
Whoa. SCORE 42
The long clap. SCORE 51
lawd bless this mess SCORE 35
Jorgie is a special one… SCORE 34
WAIT A SEC SCORE 33
It’s a par 3. SCORE 30
Madame Tussauds in Berlin tossed Mr. Trump into dumpster. SCORE 29
Make a habit of punching bears. SCORE 38
Birds don’t exist, bro. SCORE 28
It’s tremendous, the losing. SCORE 38
Say it out loud. SCORE 26
Checks out… SCORE 24
Yeah you need to get out more… SCORE 41
Got ‘errrrr SCORE 20
Artwork on a rice grain SCORE 39
Ok. Somebody please check the science. SCORE 32
That’s not how any of this works.. SCORE 26
I can’t shop here… SCORE 28
Testing the new label maker… SCORE 38
Bullets before and after SCORE 19
Nerd alert… SCORE 51
checks out… SCORE 32
Cute little ass? SCORE 32
homophones are fun. SCORE 27