debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
this is quite the life SCORE 12
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
ah yes, joy is here SCORE 17
hell doesnt start till I arrive SCORE 15
i relly trid SCORE 32
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
it was only 4 bottles…of “water”…. SCORE 21
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
playing hard to get SCORE 18
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
imagine trying to build this SCORE 27
ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
business is a cruel world SCORE 23
susan doesn’t have time for your crap SCORE 4
if i just lay here SCORE 11
just one day… SCORE 23
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
FYI: SCORE 22
grammar police everywhere SCORE -9
mind-o your own business SCORE 22
oops hehe SCORE 8
you’re hired SCORE 22
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
so this is where they go when it rains men SCORE 11
i too look at slowrobot and iwastesomuchtime! SCORE 18
golf bar cocktails very strong SCORE 18
time to sleep for 800 years SCORE 19