the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
dreams are fun SCORE 28
til death do us part SCORE 22
it’s the pup holder SCORE 31
have it their way SCORE 16
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
not a high success rate SCORE 25
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
we make each other laugh SCORE 23
all natural SCORE 22
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
therapy burn SCORE 29
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
whatever it takes SCORE 16
one is never an option SCORE 10
the astley paradox SCORE 19
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
enter my what now? SCORE 27
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12