zero traction SCORE 11
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
a very small dog SCORE 15
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
every segment on the news SCORE 14
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
cats find a way SCORE 23
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
working cat SCORE 20
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
accidental beauty SCORE 31
it’s perfect SCORE 21
slap them SCORE 13
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
is this satire? SCORE 14
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
supersize it SCORE -4
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
did i stutter? SCORE 12
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
i like bananas SCORE 9
