i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
oh sweet release SCORE 50
which do you choose? SCORE 23
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 37
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 22
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
rude diet SCORE 36
the original American badass SCORE 88
come to daddy! SCORE 30
the shape of soup SCORE 45
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
cozy SCORE 36
everything is south america now SCORE 47
i feel seen SCORE 31
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
yeah, no, that’s not mittens SCORE 41
she’s living the dream SCORE 45
place your bets! SCORE 48
newman is definitely getting fired this time SCORE 27
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
