I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
pebble and roll SCORE 65
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
bad ass SCORE 38
5 days a week SCORE 45
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
teens with attitude SCORE 27
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
i am this dog SCORE 20
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
too late SCORE 38
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
there were no survivors SCORE 37
they really are gentle creatures SCORE 36
