this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
it’s real and I hate it SCORE 19
back to bed! SCORE 19
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
i have layers SCORE 32
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
imagine the possibilities SCORE 29
an impossible task SCORE 20
clever SCORE 29
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
excuse me SCORE 19
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
i’m canceling SCORE 9
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
omg SCORE 20
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
this is why i drink SCORE 29
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
call the fire department SCORE 4
they get huge SCORE 22
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
who’s in? SCORE 34
english burn SCORE 27
definitely a dog SCORE 45
