distraction level expert SCORE 13
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 35
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
the absurdity of existence SCORE 16
what’s for lunch? SCORE 22
battle snake SCORE 26
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
new australian spider SCORE 24
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
rats love tiny cars SCORE 40
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
growing toe beans SCORE 33
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
we are the math problem SCORE 35
the ‘h’ in ghost SCORE 31
when two monsters love each other SCORE 23
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
pupils dilate SCORE 45
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
potato shaped SCORE 10
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
don’t send help SCORE 19
dog bites everything SCORE 23
species and age, please SCORE 40
nature’s baseball SCORE 8
borchestershire shot SCORE 36
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
the dishes… again SCORE 27
the tiger is out SCORE 33
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20
