ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF SCORE 31
…and now my kids suffer the same cruel fate SCORE 68
Guy Fierbi – the mayor of WTF SCORE 41
No snooze needed SCORE 34
I don’t trust myself, either SCORE 27
I’m an insomniac SCORE 35
The bear had it coming SCORE 47
Unless it has nuts SCORE 36
And CCTV SCORE 65
Please… go on! SCORE 54
Disney is inevitable SCORE 40
Doggo is done with walk SCORE 35
Happy happy hippo SCORE 47
Only extremely terrifying, yeah? SCORE 24
He dreams big. He bites big SCORE 34
I hate my voice SCORE 40
When will time travel be invented? SCORE 35
As if Crocs weren’t bad enough before… SCORE -26
I plead the 5th SCORE 31
What did he expect to happen? SCORE 58
Gotta test the fresh litter SCORE 27
When you realize the tables have turned SCORE 25
That golden God feeling SCORE 43
At least you tried SCORE 15
Not today, depression! SCORE 15
And then teacher call on you SCORE 41
Take a seat. This could take a while SCORE 57
Don’t take me back to the ’70s SCORE 8
A hideout and a home SCORE 56
That’s actually a pretty cool name though SCORE 48
Mom, look what I found in the sand! SCORE 51
Dibs on the room where the widow hanged herself! SCORE 45