My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
invisible basketballs SCORE 15
Food occupies my mind. SCORE 15
Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
From “don’t play” to “destroy the WORLD” SCORE 270
government logic SCORE 11
Thriller. SCORE 137
How my wife waits for homemade cookies. SCORE 151
hover orcas SCORE 11
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -8
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
Because screw your gluten “allergy.” SCORE 5
Edinburgh, Scotland SCORE 135
Hello, my name is Arya Stark SCORE 13
Mission impossible SCORE 5
This is my song! SCORE 90
Sailor Aang SCORE 10
Visiting friends who don’t have kids. SCORE 11
3D Printed Sugar Cubes SCORE 168
Nope Nope Nope SCORE 17
Luna Lovegood. SCORE 13
Motorbike Crossing a Swimming Pool SCORE 16
That’s Adorable SCORE 13
That’s a valid point SCORE 252
I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
HALP SCORE 14
quiet fives SCORE -3
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
No officer… SCORE 146
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
