that feeling when you get the wind knocked outta ya SCORE 7
honestly i’ve been feeling the need for them since 25 SCORE 24
consider this fact SCORE 20
oh, it’s been two days? *goes bad* SCORE 30
main character energy SCORE 40
that lunch was the bomb! SCORE 25
name that book SCORE 30
when i lived at home, this was me 100% SCORE 22
a true classic SCORE -9
starting at $600 SCORE 13
a+ sign SCORE 33
a masterclass in professionalism SCORE 24
my ancestors would be so ashamed SCORE 19
a severe whalement SCORE 5
where do i even start SCORE 22
no, *I’m* the funny friend SCORE 13
it’s a tough job but somebody’s gotta do it SCORE 26
where do i apply SCORE 12
putting the “art” in “chart” SCORE 30
i dont even know what to say SCORE 25
gee, that sure happens fast SCORE 39
getting good work done SCORE 23
honestly, a pretty good one SCORE 40
aw, rats SCORE 22
penguin publishing needs to unionize SCORE 33
the perfect hybrid of generational performance SCORE 35
or quoting your favorite commercials because you couldnt skip them SCORE 46
uhh, da pizza is-a very benne SCORE 15
if someone isn’t willing to understand memes with you, LEAVE THEM SCORE 39
never seen a more perfect metaphor SCORE 15
if you find some, lmk SCORE 15
built in salt for exfoliation while cleaning, too! SCORE 16
