A Slam Poem to Bacon (with Nick Offerman). SCORE 22
Witnessing childbirth. SCORE 71
Ron Swanson. SCORE 66
It’s cool… He’s famous. SCORE 208
Proof that girls are evil. SCORE 232
Donuts bring me joy. SCORE 60
LOL SCORE 5
Things that blew your mind when you were a kid. SCORE 160
For all the ballers… SCORE 2
Just blew my mind SCORE 102
Eat me, please. SCORE 5
Halloween is scary… SCORE 22
Family photos. SCORE 2
Get a tasty new look! SCORE 96
Better Fund This. SCORE -1
Well that’s depressing…. SCORE 182
Sweet bodies. SCORE 182
Uh, maybe you shouldn’t have kids… SCORE 2
Crunches are hard… SCORE 67
Harry Potter alphabet characters SCORE 19
wow… SCORE 1
Sage advice. SCORE 87
Mr. Tea SCORE 102
Bacon s’mores? Yes, please! SCORE 46
A lovely self portrait. SCORE 121
I’m gonna be a mighty king. SCORE 244
The cycles of life. SCORE 205
Russian doll cellphones SCORE 3
I heart the internet. SCORE 89
It was so clean though… SCORE 0
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
You’ll have to break my heart to know all my secrets… SCORE 135
