the absurdity of existence SCORE 16
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
potato shaped SCORE 10
the ‘h’ in ghost SCORE 31
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 35
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
when two monsters love each other SCORE 23
distraction level expert SCORE 13
borchestershire shot SCORE 36
don’t send help SCORE 19
earth sandwich SCORE 39
new australian spider SCORE 24
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
what’s for lunch? SCORE 22
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 19
cat statue gonna cat SCORE 39
the case was never solved SCORE 27
we are the math problem SCORE 36
nature’s baseball SCORE 8
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
dog bites everything SCORE 23
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
earth has stopped SCORE 22
the tiger is out SCORE 33
battle snake SCORE 26
the fine china SCORE 12
growing toe beans SCORE 33
the dishes… again SCORE 27
next time there will be consequences SCORE 33
