As someone in their late 20s who has started gaining a decent amount of weight… SCORE 74
When my co-workers are talking about this year’s teambuilding trip SCORE 63
We’re expecting… SCORE 94
*block* SCORE 120
They said it was a plan to take their guns away. SCORE 82
Found this resignation letter on my desk this morning SCORE 112
She may have won the battle, but I won the war. SCORE 71
More amazing animal facts! SCORE 80
When you show someone something you’re really proud of and they say "cool" and change the topic SCORE 118
The ten commandments of cat. SCORE 36
FEED ME SCORE 51
Slacker SCORE 88
Violence will only be met with violence SCORE 93
…but have you seen my flipping skillz? SCORE 118
Don’t bite your tongue! SCORE 31
Goat life. SCORE 81
Snoop hacks. SCORE 139
Annnnnd we’re done here. SCORE 37
Frida the rescue dog now has her own mural in Mexico City. SCORE 149
When you have crippling depression and smile for the first time in months SCORE 73
When I state my opinion at family gatherings SCORE 79
I saw that going differently in my mind. SCORE 86
That’s hella cute but nobody gonna talk about the man levitating in the background SCORE 198
Touchscreen SCORE 77
Cats like circles. SCORE 127
Mah, stop it. :) SCORE 172
StRaNgE DoGgO BeInG AbDuCtEd bY PsYcHo KiDnApPeR sCrEaMiNg fOr HeLp SCORE 38
It took 100 years for cricketers to realize that brain is as important as balls SCORE 156
Friends in college starter pack SCORE 97
Same. SCORE 160
Too soon! Back, beast! SCORE 83
My Jewish mother gave me this as a housewarming gift. SCORE 201