Can’t be unseen. SCORE 291
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
Congratulations… SCORE 777
Buffering. SCORE 814
Our planet needs us. SCORE 1214
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
Marathon. SCORE 2146
Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 449
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 968
The Lion King Rises. SCORE 681
Are they twins? SCORE 590
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 126
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
4/21. SCORE 617
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
Patrick! SCORE 1033
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1013
Sleeping like a boss. SCORE 595
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 613