Do not blame on the stars that which comes from inside. SCORE 43
This ant is printed on every single copy… #antlife SCORE 20
Listen here, Neil. SCORE 72
The only Avengers Im interested in. SCORE 32
He will make a great father, someday. SCORE 53
Define Latte… SCORE 40
Dads whom disappoint. SCORE 37
How ants do the walkin’. SCORE 23
Russian beaches seem nice… SCORE 28
Go ahead, brand thyself. SCORE 9
On the way to the 100 Acre Wood SCORE 47
Littering is the the wurst. SCORE 49
99 bottles of beer on the wall… SCORE 19
Would you like to request your final baguette? SCORE 75
Two feet of snow, roughly. SCORE 44
#hugtheworld(carefully) SCORE 31
Bog Body goals. SCORE 55
FREEDOM SOCKS! SCORE 46
Gym tricks you probably didn’t know. SCORE 47
How is the rental market, son? SCORE 45
It’s sort of my Halloween costume. SCORE 34
Forbidden lobby. SCORE 47
HOA is an emotional outlet. SCORE 42
Do not try this at work. SCORE 43
Wind farms have a certain vibe to them. SCORE 62
A poem of blood lust. SCORE 29
Hiding ice cream from kids hacks… SCORE 40
Some dads don’t know… but that’s OK. SCORE 40
The many faced god? SCORE 36
Gandalf with the pro gamer move. SCORE 41
A salute to friendship and honour. SCORE 50
*risky click* SCORE 32