the dishes… again SCORE 27
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
the absurdity of existence SCORE 16
growing toe beans SCORE 33
borchestershire shot SCORE 36
new australian spider SCORE 24
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
species and age, please SCORE 40
the ‘h’ in ghost SCORE 31
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
what’s for lunch? SCORE 22
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20
we are the math problem SCORE 35
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
rats love tiny cars SCORE 40
dog bites everything SCORE 23
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
battle snake SCORE 26
earth sandwich SCORE 39
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
potato shaped SCORE 10
when two monsters love each other SCORE 23
nature’s baseball SCORE 8
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 35
the tiger is out SCORE 33
don’t send help SCORE 19
distraction level expert SCORE 13
pupils dilate SCORE 45
