you don’t microwave a salad SCORE 25
the wisdom of picard SCORE 58
delete my number SCORE 28
so true SCORE 37
i don’t know why i’m laughing, but i am SCORE 13
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
it’s always a good idea to have PETA blocked regardless SCORE 42
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
i can never find the words SCORE 45
i also laughed SCORE 56
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
clever girl SCORE 40
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
don’t do it, phil! SCORE 16
sharon left him with him nothing SCORE 29
this is how we all use the internet SCORE 29
never give up SCORE 88
waka waka waka SCORE 26
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
he did it because he could SCORE 37
must pet the pet SCORE 37
oof SCORE 21
we went on an adventure SCORE 47
skill isn’t the problem, folks SCORE 62
i wonder why SCORE 40
thanks for sharing, janet SCORE 24
they say bad handwriting is a sign of intelligence SCORE 36
irony man SCORE 45
what’s the point? SCORE 41
i agree with Ryan Reynolds SCORE 46
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
